January 11, 2008

Joke of the month

I took my dad to the shopping mall last night to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, ' I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

5 comments:

::: 月圓月缺 ::: said...

哈哈哈哈
好幽默的爸爸~

那個人一定炸到

eddy said...

姜果然是老的辣
我也要学老姜那般辣 ^^

龟头 said...

超好笑的。。。我跟很多人分享了~~~

没有一个是不笑到大大声的~!

明用一凡™ said...

我要給你老爸十顆星,我要向他學習他的幽默。
起立、行禮、敬禮!

Seekingoals said...

不愧是知父莫若子,欣赏你父亲的机智与幽默。